I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME
me arriving at the gates of hell
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
the internet is so convenient
this is the greatest
praise you, internet
This is the best thing ever.
Vegan Malted Pretzel Brownies. It’s too much, in the best possible way.
Guys, I’m going to open a vegan night club called Turnip the Beet.
True. Follow @wishyouwerevegan on Instagram!
Haha. Is that cow carrying a leather bag?